At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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