How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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