I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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