i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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