I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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