is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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