My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Randomize
