She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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