Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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