Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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