oh god the rape fog is back!
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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