The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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