i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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