nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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