dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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