and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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