I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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