I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
She even gives head with a lisp.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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