OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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