thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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