Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
We are all done wearing pants today
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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