the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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