i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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