He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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