I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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