Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
sex in a hospital.. check
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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