i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
ok first of all what the fuck
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