i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Is Oprah even human
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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