I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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