I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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