Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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