How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Randomize
