U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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