I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Will exercising make me less horny?
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