My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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