Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
