I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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