oh god the rape fog is back!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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