He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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