Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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