she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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