I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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