please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
All I want is dick and wine.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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