remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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