He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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