I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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