I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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