I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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