just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I cut my penus on the lid.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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