D3 body, D1 cock
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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