love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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