Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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